Freakin' Fridge

Damn you!

My new fridge is proving to be more trouble than its worth, it damn near killed me.

I request a simple breakfast meal with eggs.

I pressed "begin" on the display panel, I followed the instructions - like you do - but the fridge told my hob to turn on in advance of me pouring the bloody oil in the pan.

Nothing like a sizzling oil shower to the face, eh.